Reader poem submitted by “Bluto Crookman” on Feb 8, 2018
Please, leave you keys to your nice auto,
On your seat, with your wallet and photo.
I need those items, to re-sell your car,
When I send it to some place afar.
Please park it facing the street,
It make my job easier, and helps avoid the “heat’.
I do prefer those later models SUV’s,
As do my connections over-seas.
But a BMW, Audi, Range Rover or Benz 4-matic,
They are also desirable, and sort of romantic.
I’m looking forward to driving one or two away,
Very soon, perhaps from your driveway?