Submitted by Brian Raabe, Greenwich
Opened the mailbox and a few school zone speeding tickets.
What the?
What in the name of the Nanny State are these?
This is a racket – it’s padding someone’s pocket.
Soak us with tickets but keep the mill rate low.
I see what this is all about.
Monies go to traffic safety and enforcement after costs.
Baloney.
Stop the speed camera steal.
And who dreams up these limits anyway.
Civil engineers.
More like social engineers.
Calling the GPD right now and I’m gonna let fly with four letter words I can use as a noun, a verb, and an adjective.
“Blank you, you blanking blank. I’m going to make you eat this ticket.”
I’m gonna go so unhinged Fred will call me and my Fast and Furious brethren out in his Friday letter.
“As with all calls to the First Selectman, a record will be kept…rude and obnoxious behavior will not be tolerated.”
Can’t you see I’m important Fred?
You slow people and juveniles make way.
You feral little chickens should be stuffed in a classroom even earlier in the day.
You all act like six kids die a day in traffic accidents.
You fact obsessed, gluten free fun killers point to data that shows one in six of the kids killed was a non-occupant (pedestrian, bicyclist, etc.).
You and your data and your safety make me want to jump on the boat and mix a pitcher of magic elixir.
Spring almost here.
No DUI on the water, right?
Yeah, that’s right.
I got your safety and citizenry right here.
(Before you post your agreement, please look up parody).
Brian Raabe